A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!
2006-07-20 16:51:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheh,dats funny,,, check this one :
Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept referring to a "penis". It was "penis" this and "penis" that. The class behaved as if it understood. Immediately following class, all the students gathered around Dirty Johnny. "Johnny, what's a penis?" Nobody had a clue. Dirty Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home. When Dirty Johnny got home, his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a 'penis'?" His father unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks, Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow in school." The next day, all the students gathered around. "What did your Dad say, Dirty Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all his classmates his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were two inches shorter, it would be the perfect penis!"
2006-07-20 16:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-07-20 17:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-07-20 16:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by sistah2sista 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-07-20 17:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-07-20 16:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by lkamh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-21 18:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by ManOfTheHour 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-20 16:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Nick G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 about a 6
2006-07-20 16:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2006-07-20 17:04:26 · answer #9 · answered by cvhiew8873 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From 1 to 10 I give it 3...totally boring.
2006-07-20 17:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by Mesja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will cost it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a motor vehicle load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, it truly is a fifty 5 MPH street. Why are you going so slow?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I reported numerous signs and indicators that suggested 40-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, it truly isn't any longer the speed reduce, it fairly is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thanks for letting me comprehend. i'd be more effective careful." At this element, the cop seems interior the backseat the position the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect jointly with your associates decrease back there? they're shaking some thing poor." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we only were given off street one hundred and one."
2016-11-24 23:40:00 · answer #11 · answered by ferencz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋