2006-07-20 16:48:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can't help with the bad lame jokes, because I am fresh out of yo mamma jokes.
I will fill the blanks with this one, though. You decide.
Dying of Cancer
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness.
The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live."
O'Malley was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character. He managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room.
There, he saw his son who had been waiting. O'Malley said, "Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things
don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer, and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints."
After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of O'Malley's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.
O'Malley told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told
his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a couple more beers.
After his friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Dad. I though you said that you were dying from cancer??? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"
O'Malley said, "I am dying of cancer, son. I just don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."
2006-07-20 18:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok theres this frog his house got washed away when the river flooded. All he could save was a statue of a elephant he had. He went to the bank to get some help. He asked for the loan officer. The secretary said hes not in yet but will be soon. She says to the frog what is that he said its all i could save from the house. The loan officer arrives. THe frog tells him his story . The loan officer says what do you have for collateral. The secretary says all hes has is this thing(the elephant) the loan officer says its a knick knack patty whack give the frog a loan,, hahahahahahahahahahaha so bad its almost funny
2006-07-20 23:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by soeur_deux_de_ny2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
Quit picking on me.
2006-07-21 00:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night!
2006-07-20 23:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by ☺☼crazy_punk_jess☼☺ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call 900 rabbits dacing backwards?
a receading hare line
2006-07-20 23:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do they say "yo mama"? because there talking about yo mama mama baby's mama.
2006-07-21 00:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat cause she eat so much
2006-07-20 23:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by ◄BamaBoy205► 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋