they were funny like the first few times and then it was like uhhh yeah i've heard that one like 500 times now, but thanks.
2006-07-20 18:32:15 · 11 answers · asked by Hayley! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haven't seen any 'stupid' ones yet...
2006-07-20 18:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-08 03:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by matlock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Jokes? Who's Chuck Norris? Where am I? What am I doing up at this time? Where have my eyebrows gone?
2006-07-20 18:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by neilank33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't get sick. He gets even.
Still funny. Sorry.
2006-07-20 18:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by celeste 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i haven't there histerical. My favorite is the one where it says "if it looks like beef tastes like beef, but Chuck Norris says it's chicken, then it's freakin chicken. Or maybe its the other way around?
2006-07-20 19:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there's a joke about chuck norris??? LMAO
2006-07-20 18:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris doesn't get wet.
water gets chuck norris.
2006-07-20 18:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Its time to attack David Hasselhoff
2006-07-20 19:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by theuntouchablejdub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya i am who gives a sh!t about what he can do and what us normal people cant do
2006-07-20 18:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am. leave the poor guy alone.
2006-07-20 18:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋