two blonds where in oklahoma. one says, which is closer: the moon or florda? the other says: heeeeellloooo? can you SEE florda?
not my joke, properdy of "blond update e-mail title"
2006-07-20 16:59:45 · 31 answers · asked by disco_dog 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats pretty funny! 9.5 by the way i am natural blonde, and I LOVE blonde jokes.
Here is one of my favorite blonde jokes
There was a blonde woman that needed some money so she went to the park where she saw a little boy. She then wrote a note saying "I have kidnapped your child. Tomorrow put $5000 in a brown paper bag and leave it under the bench thats next to the pine tree at the park." She taped the note to the kid and told him to go home to his mom and show her the note.
Sure enough, the next day there was the brown paper bag under the bench, with all the money in it. Also in the bag was a note that said "HOW could you do this to a fellow blonde!?"
Did you like it? I thought it was hilarious when I first heard it.
2006-07-20 17:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by -_- 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-20 17:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
2006-07-20 17:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by cvhiew8873 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard is sometime back, but it is worth repeating. *
And a joke for you, blonde of course. (you have probably heard this one before.)
The Blonde And The Magic Mirror
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror.
If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.
However, if one tells a lie... Poof. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."
Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..."
Poof.
2006-07-20 18:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10.... it's a just-right blond joke. And, by the way, I'm blond and am going to Florida next week...I'll let you know if it's farther away than the moon when I get there.
2006-07-20 17:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by junielu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny but my favorite Blonde joke of all time is> What do you call a smart blonde? a golden retreiver. oh rated it (6)
2006-07-20 17:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by soeur_deux_de_ny2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny,I'll give it a 7!By the way, I am a "blondie" but I do know how to spell!
2006-07-20 17:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blonde and I can spell much better than you! But that is funny. 7
2006-07-20 17:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id say 8, and for the rest of you the spelling is what makes it work! chk it.
2006-07-20 17:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by 46n2_69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to use your spell check, Rate--8
2006-07-20 17:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by happybidz2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋