A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
2006-07-20 16:58:43 · 27 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm blonde. That is funny.
2006-07-20 17:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
This is a joke section. If someone gets mad, then they shouldn't be visiting here.
Here is a blondie for you.
The Blonde And Anatomy 101
The stunning blonde coed was stunned herself when the biology professor asked her, "What part of the human anatomy enlarges to about
ten times its normal size during periods of emotion or excitement?"
"I... I refuse to answer that question," the girl stammered as she shyly avoided looking at her classmates
Sitting nearby. One of them was called upon next, and he correctly answered, "The pupil of the eye."
"Miss Williams," said the professor, "your refusal to answer my question makes three things evident.
First, you didn't study last night's assignment.
Second, you have a dirty mind.
And third, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment for you!"
2006-07-21 01:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blond and even I thought that was funny!
2006-07-21 00:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke. I think blondes would even like it.
2006-07-21 00:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by John Blix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!!!!SERIOSLY i can't stop laughing!!I'm going to tell it to my blond friend!!!LOL
That's the best blonde joke i've heard!!!Good Job!
2006-07-22 02:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by Zacluvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I saw her through the window!
2006-07-21 00:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by CK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You blonde's are soo funny! LOL... You go girl!
2006-07-21 00:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by tropical breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i fel outa my chair at the end and ouch it hurts but i was still lauhing all the way down
2006-07-21 00:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that's a joke! Nice one!
2006-07-21 00:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blonds wear panties? To keep their ankles warm.
2006-07-21 00:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by steve-o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋