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I'm specially interested in types of sniper rifles or boom boom technology.

2006-07-20 19:18:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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depends on if he pissed me off or not. If not then I would hit him with my hand. If he did, then I would hit him with my car, a couple of times.

2006-07-20 22:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 7 7

Supplies:

1. flyswatter
2. Tunafish
3. 100% organic catnip
4. an elderly spy with terrycloth slippers...

I would first venture into a pet-friendly retirement home and observe the local kitty litter-box, luring the local "rich cat" with a can of "fancy feast tuna"... Upon seeing traces of wealth (i.e. gold collar, or exotic breed) I would then yield some catnip and preoccupy the feline until the point of delerium was achieved. Then I would strike quickly strike the feline with the flyswatter.

Why would you want to hit the rich cat? seems peculiar...You must be a cat-juggler...

2006-07-21 02:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by User 3 · 0 0

I'd advise u to use some WMDs but you will have a big mess later......so just use a frying pan or a roller....much cheaper & cleaner.

2006-07-21 02:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 0 0

Something long range with a silencer.

2006-07-21 02:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by tina m 6 · 0 0

I would use a catapult with a large explosive device.

2006-07-21 02:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

im not someone to know, but my intuition tells me that if you don't know that sort of thing, you cant pull it off and or get away with it

2006-07-21 02:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by MatrimonialHeadMask 2 · 0 0

I would let my dog Spike do it

2006-07-21 02:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

Hit him in his wallet. LOL.

2006-07-21 05:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

while they sleep and untraceable poison

2006-07-21 02:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by yuen081 2 · 0 0

well i could eat them

2006-07-21 02:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by James Hetfield 1 · 0 0

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