Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Should I get it fixed or just get a new one. I really like the way it fits.

Good soles are hard to find...I tend to wear them out pretty quickly.

2006-07-24 04:37:52 · 41 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

2006-07-24 04:36:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

(I just love this one...) Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-24 04:35:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 04:34:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tooth hurty (two thirty)

2006-07-24 04:34:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

u came before me 50 in roman came marching around in circle ground another 5 in roman came invert 3 and you came last

2006-07-24 04:30:58 · 19 answers · asked by lololololololololol 1

2006-07-24 04:28:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Of course every one of you heard so many jokes. some of them are good and funny, others are bad and not funny.

Tell me the best joke you have ever heard.

2006-07-24 04:26:51 · 19 answers · asked by Yahoo! Answers. 1

cancel each other out?

2006-07-24 04:23:49 · 30 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

I need a really good pratical joke to play on my husband. He is always doing funny sh*t to me like taping the water hose on the sink so when I turn it on it sprays water all over me. I once switched the bathroom door handle around and locked him inside. I need something really good and really funny, but nothing that will physically harm him. Any ideas??

2006-07-24 04:22:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 04:20:31 · 15 answers · asked by spike 1

2006-07-24 03:59:11 · 13 answers · asked by Qwerty 2

2006-07-24 03:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was a young man from the city,
Who saw what he thought was a kitty.
To make sure of that
He gave it a pat
?????????????????????

2006-07-24 03:56:38 · 6 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6

2006-07-24 03:46:24 · 16 answers · asked by whiteblast_phemy 1

Make mee laugh. put anything u think is funee.

2006-07-24 03:45:56 · 5 answers · asked by Dance Out. ☆ 1

My grandaddy just pulled my nose off? He had it in his hand?

2006-07-24 03:45:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 03:44:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Definition of a cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper having fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Well i am against smoking and nonsmokers will like this.

2006-07-24 03:38:42 · 16 answers · asked by tejas_fundo 3

2006-07-24 03:34:43 · 4 answers · asked by Jeanne D Arc G 1

2006-07-24 03:29:53 · 22 answers · asked by billy 5

I am 9 letter word.
Teachers hate me
Cow and gold like me
monkey like to eat me...
Who am I?

2006-07-24 03:23:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was a young lady named Rose

Who had a large wart on her nose.

When she had it removed

Her appearance improved

??????????????????????????

2006-07-24 03:18:09 · 12 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6

Keep it clean though...

2006-07-24 03:17:12 · 12 answers · asked by Raymond OConnor 2

help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,if you are cute and you are a girl call this number,0824561527

2006-07-24 03:16:51 · 3 answers · asked by Louis P 1

Two 7yr old boys are playing in the street near a prostitute's house and kept overhearing the same exchange.
How much?
20 quid for half an hour.
Punters called all morning until the boy said to his mate
How much have you got on you? Cos I wanna see what's going on in there.
They rake up 10p between them and knock.
We've got 10p missus.
Come in
When they were inside, the prostitute clips them both round the ear and chucks them back into the street.
The boy said to his mate
Bloody Hell, good job we didn't have 20 quid. I couldn't stand that for half an hour.

2006-07-24 03:14:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I once scared the heck out of Daughters friends. they had a slumber party and were watching Scary Movies When i Crashed through the Door in a Huge Monster Costume that stood 7 foot 6 inches tall! :-p One ofthe Girls Jumped over the back of the couch from her laying down position LMAO it was funny as All get out :p

2006-07-24 03:12:15 · 2 answers · asked by D B 4

1.) What 2 coins equals 30 cents, but one of them is not a nickel?

2.) A plane crashed between the border of the US and Canada. where did they bury the survivors?

3.) A man on the 40th story of an office building looked through the window and sighed. he hated this life that he was living. so he opened the window and jumped through it. how did he survive the fall?

2006-07-24 03:05:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

ever heard this quote..
"Never hold your farts coz they travel through your spine to your brain and that is where you get all the shitty ideas from"

2006-07-24 02:57:28 · 19 answers · asked by $~~BrOKeN~~$ 3

2006-07-24 02:48:49 · 11 answers · asked by D B 4