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Two 7yr old boys are playing in the street near a prostitute's house and kept overhearing the same exchange.
How much?
20 quid for half an hour.
Punters called all morning until the boy said to his mate
How much have you got on you? Cos I wanna see what's going on in there.
They rake up 10p between them and knock.
We've got 10p missus.
Come in
When they were inside, the prostitute clips them both round the ear and chucks them back into the street.
The boy said to his mate
Bloody Hell, good job we didn't have 20 quid. I couldn't stand that for half an hour.

2006-07-24 03:14:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

LOL. Yes, indeedy! LOL. Good Joke.

2006-07-24 09:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

Lol.

Rating of 4.5 out of 10 on the laughometer. Keep 'em coming, though, as the woman who answered the door might have said.

2006-07-24 03:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by izzieere 5 · 0 0

Not bad, its kind of childish and I guessed the ending, but still your deliverance was pretty good, so I give you 6.5 out of 10 - well done

2006-07-24 03:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by Joanne A 4 · 0 0

Nice one

2006-07-25 09:35:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0 0

ya, cool 2 p.

2006-07-24 05:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao were did you here that. It's fricken' hilarious.lol

2006-07-24 03:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol :)

2006-07-24 05:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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