Can you guess these????

Question

1.) What 2 coins equals 30 cents, but one of them is not a nickel?

2.) A plane crashed between the border of the US and Canada. where did they bury the survivors?

3.) A man on the 40th story of an office building looked through the window and sighed. he hated this life that he was living. so he opened the window and jumped through it. how did he survive the fall?

(so far, everyone has the third one wrong!)

Answer 1

1) A Nickle and a Quater

2) U dnt bury survivors

3) The man was washing windows and was tired of it...so he jumped from outside to inside the building on the 40th floor !!

Answer 2

1) A nicle and a quarter ( the second coin is not a nickel)
2) Nowere you dont bury the survivors.
3) He did not jump out of the 40th floor window he junped out on the floor.

Answer 3

1) a qurter and a nickel. [One was aot a nicle the other was]

2) serviors arnt dead , so you can bury them anywhere you want if you can get them to stay in the hole.

3) the 39th floor was larger than the 40th so the window let onto a roof of the 39th {this is probebly wrong but I never heard that one before.

Answer 4

A 25 cent coin and a nickel.

You don't bury survivors.

He had a balcony.

Answer 5

1. Quarter&Nickel
2. Never bury survivors.
3. He opened his parachute and landed.

Answer 6

1. nickel and a quarter
2. you don't barry survivors
3. the window was inside the building, going from one room to another and didn't lead outside.

Answer 7

1) A nickel and a quarter lol

2)You dont bury survivors
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3) I have no idea, I think he landed o nthe 39th floor balcony???

Answer 8

2. y would any one bury the survivors?????

3. may be he has a balcony

Answer 9

1. nickel and quarter
2. you don't they're survivors

3. i know this one... he was a window washer, and jumped INTO the building

Answer 10

I aint American so I aint even going to try the first one.

the second one is nowhere (obviously)

and the third is because he had a balcony