Keep it clean though...
2006-07-24 03:17:12 · 12 answers · asked by Raymond OConnor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first time I heard Klinger (from the old tv series:MASH) say..."if my dog had a face like yours...I'd shave his a$$ and teach him to walk backwards!" I thought I was gonna piss myself. I've heard some beauts...but I think that one was the one that hit me the funniest.
2006-07-24 03:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by mark c 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a woman was riding the train with her baby . A passenger passing her seat stopped and looked at them and said," Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen." Naturally, the woman got upset and started crying and complained to the conductor about being insulted by the other passenger. While trying to calm her down, the conductor said to her, "Come with me to the diner car, and we'll get you some lunch courtesy of the train company. And, if we're lucky ,maybe we can find a banana for your monkey'.
2006-07-24 03:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 13:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My answer is: What is the nicest compliment you ever heard? Insults only make one think negative. Your kindness shows in everything you think and do. Have a wonderful day.
2006-07-24 03:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sharon A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone on this site once told me to go buy myself a life.
I'm still trying to figure out exactly how to go about that. If I could I sure would buy a new life.
Do you happen to know how much one costs these days? LOL
2006-07-25 17:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a stick of gum in your pocket, or are you happy to see me, despite the fact that God is playing a cruel joke on your man parts?
2006-07-24 03:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by aerosmithbaby05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THEY SAY I LOOK LIKE JLo BUT IM NOT...THATS A BIG INSULT.. BUT IT DOEST HURTS ME A LOT COZ THAT INSULT MAKES ME LAUGH...MY BODY FIGURE DOESNT LOOK LIKE HER BODY FIGURE BUT MY FACE IS THE SAME WITH HER;)) THOUGH IM A LIL BIT FAT THAN HER;)) IF SHE HAS 25 WAIST LINE I HAVE 26 ;)) HEHEHE...SO WHAT DO U THINK....THEY ARE THE LOSER...AND IM THE WINNER
2006-07-24 03:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by ein 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a dog eat dog world and your eating milkbone underwear
2006-07-24 04:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by BubblesWo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I never forget a face, but, in your case - I'd be willing to make an exception."
2006-07-24 03:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got so much i forgot which one was funny lol
2006-07-24 03:19:17 · answer #10 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋