Practical Joke?

Question

I need a really good pratical joke to play on my husband. He is always doing funny sh*t to me like taping the water hose on the sink so when I turn it on it sprays water all over me. I once switched the bathroom door handle around and locked him inside. I need something really good and really funny, but nothing that will physically harm him. Any ideas??

Answer 1

1. Switch your coffee from regular to decaf without telling him. If you have to put the decaf in the regular can. Let him get used to not having caffiene. Then Switch to espresso.

2. Put you favorite kind of kool-aid inside an umbrella and close it. When it rains and he goes outside and openthe umbrella the koolaid will spill on him. Reflexes will cause him to remove the umbrella from covering him to se what landed on him. The rain will mix with the kool aid and dye his skin funny colors for a few days.

Answer 2

Depending on how much distress you want to cause him, I know of a few tried and true pranks that I've pulled on my husband.

1. I unplugged the garage door openers and unscrewed the lightbulb. Since we come in and out the house through our garage, our front door is always locked and I also slipped the house key off the night before. When he couldn't get the garage open, he went to the locked front door and without a key, he was locked out. I had all the lights out so as far as he knew, no one was home. I secretly watched from a window...he sat outside for almost 10 minutes...I finally had to give in.

2. I have a teenage son that is about as tall as my husband but much thinner. One day, I switched my son's boxers, t-shirts, and jeans with my husband's. That night, after his shower, he grabbed what he thought was his boxers and suddenly thought that he had gained weight. The t-shirt and the jeans were too tight also. We didn't say anything, but waited to see if he'd mention his sudden weight gain. That night at supper, we noticed he only ate salad. We cracked up...and confessed. He admitted that he was afraid that he had gained weight.

3. There is a commercial dog treat called "Beggin' strips" and they look just like the turkey bacon that we eat. One Saturday morning, I was fixing pancakes and thought I'd play a joke on him. I substituted the beggin strip for his bacon strips. He commented that he could tell they were diet because they tasted plastic. We cracked up.

Answer 3

Here are three good jokes if he has an office area or his own so called 'area' at home.

1.) Tape the mouse down on the computer table so when he goes to use it the mouse will not move.

2.) Use one of those menthol patches and put it somewhere in the room so he will be sure to smell it. When he comes out of the area his nose should be a bit runny..

3.) Tape the phone down real good so he can't pick it up if someone calls.

Answer 4

Here's a few good one's

first: sow one of his pant legs shut so when he tries to get dressed he'll fall flat on his butt

or

second: put some laxitives in your husbands food then before he finishes eating super glue your toilet seat so when he thinks he's finished he's rally not

Answer 5

call him at work and tell him the house has been robbed. lmao that should get his eyes out of his head

Answer 6

cut the brakes on the car so he won't be able to stop.lol

Answer 7

put all your under ware in his under ware drawer