2006-07-24 03:29:53 · 22 answers · asked by billy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma is so fat she eats too much
2006-07-24 03:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by BrownMorristown 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
your mama so old her social security number is one
your mama so fat wen she go to the beach wearin a red bathing suit all the kids throw there hands in the air and scream "kool aid"
2006-07-24 03:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by mrs.voils 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so big she walked in front of the tv and I missed the whole damn season!
2006-07-24 04:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by Norsehawk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamas so old that her breast milk is powdered.
Your mamas *** is so hairy it looks like don king is gonna pop out and say "only in america"
2006-07-24 04:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by ball_cathie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
·Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
2006-07-24 03:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Nicholas J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two chicks were playing, one noticed that the others mum laid an orange! He said " hey look what your mama lade?
YUK!!
2006-07-24 03:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by BackMan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat your old man burns his @rse on the lightbulb when he's doing her.
2006-07-24 03:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your mom went down to get the mail it measured on the rictor scale
2006-07-24 04:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funnist mama joke is the one about your mum pmsl
2006-07-24 03:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by ruth c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach glows.
Yo momma's so fat i had to roll over twice to get off her.
2006-07-24 03:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by surf_jayme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so old she fart mummy dust
yo mamma so fat when she dances the band skips
yo mamma so skinny she had to run around the shower to het wet
hahahahahahahaha
2006-07-24 04:24:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋