2006-07-24 04:20:31 · 15 answers · asked by spike 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls??
2006-07-24 04:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by 4r@vz 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"Alcohol kills slowly" So what? Who's in a hurry?
Alcohol can ruin a marriage - stay single!
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives Thank God we can choose our friends.
Confucius say...Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Confucius says...If you want pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.
2006-07-24 11:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two women passed two hours together in a cave without speaking a single word.
2006-07-24 11:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by Swayam Prakash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one....
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider."
She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?"
He says "No, I'm trying to get them out."
2006-07-24 11:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
listen to this:
ok well ther is this girl and boy and they were going to have sex at the boys house and he said ok we can do it on by top bunk bed but we have to be quit cuz my little brother is sleeping and we also have to use key words so he doesnt know what we are doing. so if you want me to go faster say tomatoe and if you want me to slow down say lettuce and if you want me to pull out say bread. so she goes.... lettuce,tomatoe letuce,tomatoe....and so on the little brother wakes up and says could you guys quit making sandwhiches up there ur getting mayonaise on me! lol
2006-07-24 11:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Texas Girls Do it Better!!!♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How does a redneck get blinking Christmas lights?
A: They tell their child to go plug and unplug the lights!
2006-07-24 11:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you stuff a rooster in a soda can?
You take the F out of SAFE and the F out of WAY...
Think about it...
2006-07-24 11:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Spelunking Spork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just recently had my Visa card stolen....right now it's everywhere I want to be.
2006-07-24 11:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by Austin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do whales have oral sex?
they put their mouths around submarines and suck the seamen out.
2006-07-24 11:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by poujoe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your are hilariously hilarious all ready
2006-07-24 11:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by waterdancer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋