Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-24 02:48:26 · 17 answers · asked by qprbone 1

see'n how they're a bunch of weenies

2006-07-24 02:35:07 · 9 answers · asked by ncman372000 2

we know the speed of light what is the speed of dark?

can someone be illeaglly blind?

what would happen if you got scared half to death twice?

can you be totally partial?

you have pickled eggs, pickled beets, pickled okra, etc... so why aren't pickles called pickled cucumbers? they are just plain old pickles.

what would happen if everyone in the world jumped up at the same time?

we know the speed of sound so what's the speed of silence?

if you're multi-racial and you committed suicide would it be a hate crime?

give me some of your own

2006-07-24 02:22:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

I tickled it`s balls

2006-07-24 01:56:59 · 5 answers · asked by dingdong 4

His Son answers back...Dad! how can i put it in my BIODATA...it says here "what is your sex? male, female.

2006-07-24 01:22:07 · 12 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2

Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack

Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?
A. You get Bullshit.

2006-07-24 01:19:28 · 18 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5

E T B I R A V

2006-07-24 01:07:46 · 12 answers · asked by miracles 1

Could you please entertain me to prevent this from happening?




I AM THE BRIT, HEAR ME ROAR!!!

2006-07-24 01:03:56 · 39 answers · asked by KinkyPoodleJoy 3

Straighten up the DOG's Tail ???

2006-07-24 00:56:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

N U O R O H

2006-07-24 00:55:49 · 12 answers · asked by miracles 1

He does'nt listen to the same music!!!
Sandwich short of the picnic!

Anybody know any others like these. Thanks

2006-07-24 00:48:04 · 18 answers · asked by noodledoodle 2

K A E H S

2006-07-24 00:37:40 · 17 answers · asked by miracles 1

Count Dracula died and went to heaven, GOD asked him for a wish......he said, Lord, make a thing which has wings and sucks bl00d. GOD grinned and said okiez.......he was made Whisper ULTRA with Wings

2006-07-24 00:29:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Honestly, I feel left-out for not knowing about her!

2006-07-24 00:29:42 · 6 answers · asked by shortgirl 3

a Buffalo mightier than our brain ???

2006-07-24 00:22:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is an easy one to answer if u think about it

2006-07-24 00:19:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-24 00:15:57 · 17 answers · asked by shakman87 1

who has, as a nation the funniest sense of humour, america, or england. do you think a sense of humour is that important?

2006-07-23 23:23:38 · 30 answers · asked by lefang 5

2006-07-23 23:14:20 · 6 answers · asked by danijel_ded 1

2006-07-23 23:01:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

a nige pice of @ss or a good healthy FART

2006-07-23 22:33:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big ****."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big ****?" "Why kill a blonde with big ****?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See smart *** , I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

2006-07-23 22:32:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-23 22:29:04 · 9 answers · asked by a V a 4

2006-07-23 22:22:24 · 9 answers · asked by Sweet 3

why Bill Gates named it Microsoft? because when he and his girlfriend were going to have sex back then, the girlfriend said: oh, Bill.........it's Micro and Soft

2006-07-23 22:17:46 · 7 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2

Life is like a box of ... ? [What is contained within the box...?] :-O

2006-07-23 22:00:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-23 21:55:32 · 34 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5

2006-07-23 21:21:35 · 23 answers · asked by chilli 4

2006-07-23 21:07:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-23 20:46:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous