President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big ****."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big ****?" "Why kill a blonde with big ****?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "See smart *** , I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
2006-07-23 22:32:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolololol
..............by the way.........
...........Edna Bamprick, why report such genius. May be you should leave this category. I will report you for reporting a good joke............ (free speech is the watchword for today - and every other day for that matter!)
2006-07-23 22:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before on some site dedicated to getting rid of George Bush. It's a funny joke.
2006-07-24 05:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by ictl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna? Are reported and Join my fan club the only words you can say?
Come on, it's old but funny.
2006-07-24 04:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by millancad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its funny
and if edna likes the iraquies she shoud go live with the fawkin towl heads
boys and girls what do we call a female dog ?.................thats rite !
2006-07-23 22:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one, if there was somethin like an ANTIreporting, u have my full support!
2006-07-24 00:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i dont know why thatB***H is reporitng you. deffinatly covered under free speech
2006-07-23 22:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by tallshygirl101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! Hey Erma-- go F yourself!
2006-07-23 23:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by madamesophia1969 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funni, good one....y the fook is she reporting u???
2006-07-23 23:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....that's hilarious....lol. keep rockin' dude
2006-07-23 22:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..
2006-07-24 00:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by yogesh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋