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Straighten up the DOG's Tail ???

2006-07-24 00:56:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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#catch hold of the tail (let go off the dog ...)
#stetch the tell to staright with all ur BABy strength (extra dose of popeye spinach...)
#lay flat on a table ( not u ... the tail...)
#plug the iron(b sure u hav wet hands ...)
#let it bcome hot (occasionally touch it to b sure its hot or not ...)
#now that its hot(u can b sure when u see big red bubbles sort thingy on ur hands...)
#iron the tail (dont iron it directly ... it might catch fire ... for safety put ur hand on the tail ... n then iron it ..)
#now its ironed , find the dog(... run desperately with a bone in ur hand ...)
#now u've found the dog , stick the tail back with feviquick ..(make sure YOU STICK well...)



...... im sure this helps u ...ur wellwisher ..... ;)

2006-07-26 18:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 1 0

you can't

the tail does not curl to either side of the body, nor does it snap flat against the back. A trailing tail is normal for the dog ...
The higher the tail is carried, the more dominant/confident the dog is
The dog is happy with it the way it is
timid or cowardly dog tucks its tail, cringes, shrinks away or trembles

A stiff, straight-up tail means-. Watch out-this dog is angry

2006-07-24 08:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by twofingers_69 3 · 0 0

Hair straightener?

2006-07-24 08:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

DONT KNOW ..... why dont u ask from a dog ? lol .. i think may be when dog is frightened with something his tail is straighten up .

2006-07-24 08:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ask a sexy lady to show the dog her nice a$$.
instead of c0ck the tail will straighten

2006-07-24 08:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 0 0

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm u can do that .thing u have to do is make a sketch of a dog in that u can simply straighten ur dogs tail.good luck

2006-07-24 22:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 4 · 0 0

put lots of staples on the dog's tail

2006-07-24 13:06:57 · answer #7 · answered by boy_simple_dimple 2 · 0 0

give the dog a viagra

2006-07-24 08:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0 0

Don`t even try, it would constitute animal abuse

2006-07-24 08:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by airpolicejohn 3 · 0 0

Now why would you want to do that?

2006-07-24 08:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by jean 4 · 0 0

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