2006-07-24 02:48:26 · 17 answers · asked by qprbone 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The best one I ever heard was
Geoege W Bush got voted back in as the American President
Some joke or what
2006-07-25 03:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On 24 March 1975, 50-year-old bricklayer Alex Mitchell of King's Lynn in Norfolk, England, kicked the bucket while roaring with laughter at one of his favorite television shows, the comedy programme The Goodies. The skit that precipitated Mitchell's fatal fit of glee involved a kilted Scotsman's flailing away with his bagpipe at a vicious black pudding intent upon attacking him. Mitchell was unable to stop laughing, and after twenty-five minutes of uproar gave one last "tremendous belly laugh, slumped on the settee, and died," said his widow, who witnessed his passing. Mr. Mitchell had expired from heart failure.
2006-07-24 02:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Red P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."
2006-07-24 02:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by India 55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. St Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held
a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sticks her a*se in it!"
2006-07-24 09:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by villafan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this one...
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider."
She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?"
He says "No, I'm trying to get them out."
2006-07-24 04:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definition of a cigarette:
Pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper having fire at one end and smoke at the other.
2006-07-24 03:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by tejas_fundo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you guys ever hear about the lady that got so many face-lifts now she has a beard?
2006-07-24 03:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by evonne i 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two pigs are walking in the Sahara Desert... one turns to the other and says "I don't know about you, but I'm f***ing bacon!"
2006-07-24 02:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by Burnsie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chap walks into a bar, dressed in running track gear, carrying a 18ft pole over his shoulder, the barmaid ask's are you a pole vaulter? the chap replies, 'no' i'm german'', how did you know my name was vaulter?
2006-07-24 03:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by lefang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. how do you ask a man with no arms and no legs the time?
A. What's the time c**k
2006-07-27 13:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by stainedglassangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋