2006-07-23 22:22:24 · 9 answers · asked by Sweet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money.
They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says, "I make bets."
The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "For example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet."
The old lady says, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady says, "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?"
"Sure," says the president.
That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet.
The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his pants so they can see. The president does this.
The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them.
"Well, OK" says the president, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?"
She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of America's president's balls in my hands!"
2006-07-23 23:03:48 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the New Year's Eve, 1999. There were three men who decided to stay at a room of the top floor of a 100-story hotel in rememberance of millenium.
After check-in, they went up to the room by lift and when it got dark they went down to go out.
When they left the room key with a bellboy, he said
" We're having a power outage at 11pm in order to protect from the Year 2000 problem. Every equipment like escalator or lift is going to stop so please come back here by the time."
"All right," they said, and stepped out of the hotel.
The night was fun, they enjoyed talking, drinking and laughed, forgetting what the bellboy had said. It was too late when they came back to the hotel.
It was dark inside, as he said, it was the power outage. Nothing was working and there was nothing but going up the stairs to the room of the top.
But it would be boring and tiring just to go up with nothing to do. Then, one of them got an idea; each one tells a scary story by on floor up. The other men agreed and they started.
As they did that, they got excited at their stories but felt tired and getting colder because the airconditioner was stopped.
Finally, the last floor, the last story when the man who was to tell it to them, found it......
"This...this story is....so terrible....." he started, apparently his face was pale but nobody noticed at first.
"OK, go ahead the last story, we're getting cold...." the other said
"I....I will tell you but....don't faint....the scarest story ever...it is absolutely..."
"Hey, we are now the last floor, we have listened to a lot of scary stories, never faint !!"
But his state so strange that the other two men looked at each other and said to him "What happened?"
Then he opened his mouth, saying
"We've forgot the room key"
2006-07-26 13:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by neojappy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two women were talking about the pains of childbirth and that the men have no feeling of real pain.
I walked to one of them and asked if they ever were caught in zipper
2006-07-23 23:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tanul M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one....hahahahaha.....
Check this one too....
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider."
She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?"
He says "No, I'm trying to get them out."
2006-07-24 04:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
2006-07-23 22:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by wudbiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-23 22:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry can't help you there. Why not try yahoo answers?
2006-07-23 22:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have but let me remember....
2006-07-23 22:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by doodle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you just be yourself?
2006-07-23 22:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ it's katie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋