He does'nt listen to the same music!!!
Sandwich short of the picnic!
Anybody know any others like these. Thanks
2006-07-24 00:48:04 · 18 answers · asked by noodledoodle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He`s/She`s..........
A fried egg short of a full breakfast
Not got a full bag of shopping
A brick short of a full load
A dime short of a dollar
Not bolted down square
Not all his/her frogs are hopping
Been tapped on the head with a spoon
A window licker.
Not the sharpest tool in the box
Had another brain cell they would be twice as dumb
on & on & on & on & on (*;*)
2006-07-24 01:08:48 · answer #1 · answered by dingdong 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A can short of a six-pack
The elevator stops short of the penthouse
A player short of a team
The mouth moves but Mr Brain is still in neutral
Shine a torch into his ears and his eyes glow.
Dare I ask why you are collecting these??!
2006-07-24 00:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by izzieere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Butty short of a picnic
2006-07-24 04:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 fries short of a Happy Meal
He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
Elevator didn't go all the way up
2006-07-24 00:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A slate short of a roof.
Not the sharpest knife in the box.
Out to lunch.
Not the full shilling.
2006-07-24 01:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mind too little to wonder alone
Rowing with only one oar
Playing dvd's upsidedown (and enjoying it)
Thumb printing the nail-side of his thumb
Can't think without moving his lips
2006-07-24 01:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elevator gets to the top floor but the doors don't open.
2006-07-24 02:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One wave short of a shipwreck.
2006-07-24 00:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the brightest crayon in the box
2006-07-24 00:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He licks the wrong side of the stamp
He bowls from the wrong side of the pitch
2006-07-24 00:52:04 · answer #10 · answered by brandit2001uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋