Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

You always hear jokes about other races and or groups. There have got to be some jokes about us out there

2006-07-23 13:08:41 · 12 answers · asked by rod 5

Think body parts

2006-07-23 13:05:47 · 12 answers · asked by rod 5

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

2006-07-23 12:53:14 · 28 answers · asked by Jeremy 6

2006-07-23 12:45:19 · 23 answers · asked by hersey_kizz 1

A panda bear is eating lunch at a diner, the waiter comes to give the panda bear his bill. All of a sudden he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter and runs out of the diner. When he is finally caught the police ask the panda to tell them why on earth he did that. The panda said you dont know much about me you should look me up in the encyclopedia. So they look up panda bear in the encyclopedia and they find this " Panda bear, small species of bear that lives in the trees, Eats shoots and leaves.

2006-07-23 12:43:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Be my guest and fill in the blank.

I wanna see how evil y'all are muwhahaa.

G-G-G-G-U Not !!!!

2006-07-23 12:35:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

If two and two, together, makes twenty two and three plus three equals six, what would you get for four and four?

2006-07-23 12:30:33 · 7 answers · asked by Frog Five 5

If it takes 4 men 9hrs to dig a hole 6 m x 6 m x 6m,

How long would it take 6 men to dig the same hole?

10 pts to the first correct answer.

2006-07-23 12:28:39 · 18 answers · asked by bg_322 2

or a website to find them

2006-07-23 12:17:52 · 14 answers · asked by silver_princess16_03 4

2006-07-23 12:16:29 · 4 answers · asked by platinumlipps 1

Justin

2006-07-23 12:11:47 · 45 answers · asked by dopeysaurus 5

I chase 'em all the time.

2006-07-23 12:11:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-23 11:59:31 · 3 answers · asked by Blue-Eyed Soul Jim 1

Use all of the following elements in a sentence. Hint: its a idiom.

1. A place we live in
2. Somewhere hot
3. A thing to carry things in

2006-07-23 11:53:56 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

Y'all just got Punk'd, once again.

Muwhaaaaaaa lil chicken.

2006-07-23 11:49:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

no limits

2006-07-23 11:48:32 · 23 answers · asked by silver_princess16_03 4

Rip one off and scratch my head
What once was red is black instead

2006-07-23 11:47:51 · 20 answers · asked by lilylopalots 1

2006-07-23 11:41:27 · 17 answers · asked by ethansma24 5

2006-07-23 11:40:49 · 44 answers · asked by trouble comes a knockin 5

funniest answer get's 10 points.

2006-07-23 11:38:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

There were 3 guys going on a ski trip. When they get there they check in this ski resort....But there was only one room with one bed. So they take it anyway and fell asleep that night all in the same bed. The next morning the dude on the left said "I had a dream someone was jackin me off" The dude on the right said, "Me too" The dude in the middle said "Really? ....I had a dream i was skiing"

2006-07-23 11:25:15 · 12 answers · asked by MzChamillinator 5

Band camp is starting next week and I need some hard core jokes to get the year started just right.. I don't meen funny cute little jokes.. I mean stuff that'll scare the !@#$ out of the freshmen.. leave me some good ones.. last year the senior pranks stunk!

2006-07-23 11:23:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

ex . how much wood could...
ex. fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....
name others!!!!!!!!

2006-07-23 11:12:42 · 17 answers · asked by General 2

funniest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-23 11:00:08 · 11 answers · asked by sara♥cena 3

Any yo mama jokes...

2006-07-23 10:56:45 · 18 answers · asked by Alyssa 2

2006-07-23 10:55:48 · 12 answers · asked by Eli W 2

2006-07-23 10:51:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

My frinds think that i dont know any good jokes so the funniest joke will get bes t answer

2006-07-23 10:51:02 · 18 answers · asked by Stargirl 1

http://groups.msn.com/MARKLIFE

2006-07-23 10:49:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-23 10:29:53 · 39 answers · asked by StupendousMan 5