Band camp is starting next week and I need some hard core jokes to get the year started just right.. I don't meen funny cute little jokes.. I mean stuff that'll scare the !@#$ out of the freshmen.. leave me some good ones.. last year the senior pranks stunk!
2006-07-23 11:23:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You could always put koolaide in the shower heads or icy hot on the toilet seats... i know someone who saran wrapped the urinals too.
2006-07-23 11:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by h_c_a_08 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need an extra person for this. Set up the campfire area where you will be telling scary ghost stories on the last night. Dig a shallow grave, nearby. Give your friend a good make up job, with torn clothes and mud and red stuff so it looks like blood. If you can find some roadkill, plug his nose with Vicks Vaporub and smear the roadkill all over him, so he will smell really dead. 'Bury' your friend there (just cover him with leaves).
Lead everybody to the fire pit and when you are just about finished telling your story of the gory slasher who killed six people in camp on a moonlit night just like this one years ago and was never caught, your friend slowly, slow---ly sits up and starts brushing the grave-dirt off of him. Then he slowly picks up the axe, which was stuck into a log behind you, where you are sitting telling the story, where everybody can see him, and he takes aim at the back of your head...
This is a good way to see who your true friends are; they'll warn you. The losers will just run. Some will scream. And the really gullible girls will just pass out and you'll have to give them rescue breathing. Good luck with those freshman girls!
2006-07-23 11:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This Site Might Help You.
RE:
BaNd CaMp PrAnKs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Band camp is starting next week and I need some hard core jokes to get the year started just right.. I don't meen funny cute little jokes.. I mean stuff that'll scare the !@#$ out of the freshmen.. leave me some good ones.. last year the senior pranks stunk!
2015-08-24 17:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you guys have sousaphones, you probably have the big boxy 'anvil cases' we used to give freshmen rides in them, when they weren't always willing to do so. another good prank to do on woodwinds is to break into their cases and steal all the reeds... we used to do 'freshman drill downs' and see who were the top 3 or 4 that would last the longest. they were usually the ********, and needed to be schooled. we would move everyone slowly behind them, kepping them busy. because they can't see anyone, the won't notice a few seniors getting out the hose. (make sure everyone 'out' knows, so noone shouts 'watch out...') put them into parade rest, wait about 15 seconds, and then hose them down. if they move, they're out, and it's pushup time, with more spraying...
2016-03-19 05:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well lets see you could always do the s*** with the c** and the sun tan lotion (american pie band camp). put super glue on the toilots, shaving cream with the shampoo. hot wax with the lotion. you know s*** that is really mean. Or when they are asleep. take their beds on to a lake that is close by. put snakes, ants anything small they wont notice in their beds. or when they aint around put their furniture on the roof of thier dorms.
2006-07-23 11:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by pamela316_666 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
honey string and toilet paper.. if you have bears, you need bears.. you pour the honey all over then and their toes, then make a trail out into the woods.. you drape the beds and room with string and pooper paper...with any luck they'll wake up to kinky bears licking their feet
2006-07-23 11:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by TimeWastersInc 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋