A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2006-07-23 12:53:14 · 28 answers · asked by Jeremy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that is my favorite blonde joke, i have heard it before nad evrytime i do i laugh over and over again!
2006-07-23 19:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
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2016-12-14 12:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,,,dats funny. How abt this blonde?? .......
A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-23 13:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's another one for you:
On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the copilot to speak with the woman. The copilot went to talk with the woman, asking her to move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
The copilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered into the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
2006-07-23 13:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think blonde jokes are really mean. Many actresses and actors are blonde. But sometimes blonde jokes are funny....
2006-07-23 12:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by nnnbbbxxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before. The first time i heard it i predicted the answer. I dont know how but i did so it wasnt funny.
2006-07-23 12:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by Potathao 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK the first part is funny but when i heard about the microwave part not so funny.
2006-07-23 13:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed......but I'm a blonde! Ya its funny!
2006-07-23 13:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by tami n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, I liked your joke.
2006-07-23 15:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah that was SO FUNNY!!!!!!(sarcastic) ive heard it before and i told my teacher it and she like freaked becuase i was dissing blonds lol!!!!!!!!!!but anyways i cant tyup becsaus myt hansd r BCIKERING!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-23 13:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋