Any yo mama jokes...
2006-07-23 10:56:45 · 18 answers · asked by Alyssa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
hehe for more: http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
2006-07-23 11:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
check out ebaumsworld.com under the jokes section...
they have a whole section on yo mama jokes!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
2006-07-23 11:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by myotheremail108 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so poor, burglars broke in her house and gave her money
yo mama is so fat that she got different area codes
yo mama is so short u can see her feet on her driving licence (on d picture dat is)
yo mama is so poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mamais so stupid she stole free bread
yo mama is so stupid she was locked up in a food store and starved
yo mama so poor i asked where the toilet is she said next bucket on ur left
yo mama is so poor i stepped in her house and roaches started singin ' we are family'
yo mama is so old she got the autographed bible
yo mama is so fat she went to d cinema and sat next to everyone
yo mama is so fat ppl run around her for exersise
yo mama is so fat she iron her pants on the drive way
yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how how long she slept
yo mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see purple rain
hope u enjoyed those are d ones i think are most funny :)
2006-07-23 11:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by ▲▼ßððĝiз▼▲ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so ugly she looks like u.
2006-07-23 11:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by one_and_only 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try watching Yo Momma.
2006-07-23 10:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, she took the Noble Eightfold Path of Enlightenment ALL AT ONCE!
2006-07-23 16:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by Petey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure many do know yo mama jokes, as already seen. I'm not one of them..
2006-07-23 11:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is like a pack of gum--five sticks for a NICKLE
Yo mamma is like a STREETCAR, she costs a NICKLE to get on
( those are OLD " playin' the DOZENS " comebacks )
2006-07-23 11:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya Mama's so old ... she used to gang bang with the Hebrews.
2006-07-23 10:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by elthe3rd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma jokes are so mean! but they have a show..yo momma try checking it out!?
2006-07-25 16:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥puppy♥luv♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋