There were 3 guys going on a ski trip. When they get there they check in this ski resort....But there was only one room with one bed. So they take it anyway and fell asleep that night all in the same bed. The next morning the dude on the left said "I had a dream someone was jackin me off" The dude on the right said, "Me too" The dude in the middle said "Really? ....I had a dream i was skiing"
2006-07-23 11:25:15 · 12 answers · asked by MzChamillinator 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.......that was really funny.......(10/10) :-0
2006-07-23 11:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by *Neha.* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha that was funny
i'd give it a 7
here is one for youâ
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
2006-07-23 22:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by His 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer me and 2 women and I don't care if it's a ski resort or not.
2006-07-23 18:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by bankshot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, it's a good thing he didn't dream he was eating a giant pillow covered with marshmalow sauce!
2006-07-23 18:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... I wonder what the guys on the sides reaction would be.
2006-07-23 19:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by obssdgb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
14! That was hilarious! rofl!!!
2006-07-23 18:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by \,,\ {>.<} /,,/ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...sounds all had a great time
2006-07-23 18:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by TimeWastersInc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, THAT DESERVES AT LEAST A NINE
2006-07-23 19:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by babydol702002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it. email at kiagp-ltg-07@hotmail.com if u do get it!!!
2006-07-23 18:29:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny but nasty.....but funny
2006-07-23 21:09:00 · answer #10 · answered by lady k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋