A panda bear is eating lunch at a diner, the waiter comes to give the panda bear his bill. All of a sudden he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter and runs out of the diner. When he is finally caught the police ask the panda to tell them why on earth he did that. The panda said you dont know much about me you should look me up in the encyclopedia. So they look up panda bear in the encyclopedia and they find this " Panda bear, small species of bear that lives in the trees, Eats shoots and leaves.
2006-07-23 12:43:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one good one
2006-07-23 12:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.. hahahaha....
check this one too.....
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-24 11:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah , the real funny part is the panda can read
but not comprehend
2006-07-23 19:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by BONE° 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody posted that one here days ago.
Look at this one(somebody posted it here before):
For those of you who watch what you eat...
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
2006-07-23 19:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh no if i wuz to rate that 1-10 u would be a negative 5
2006-07-23 19:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by dezzynicolaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a proton and an neuron are walking down the street, then all of a sudden the neuron says " HAY! I think i lost an electron!" and the proton says "Are you sure?" and the electron says " Ya, I'm positive"... ha ha, thought i would share.. i love stupid jokes...
2006-07-23 19:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by Big J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has to be the best joke I have ever heard. Thank you for sharing it...I've passed it on to several of my friends.
2006-07-23 19:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The oldies are the best lol
2006-07-23 20:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by waftycrank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...I'll have to remember this to tell my husband. He loves this kind of silly cute joke.
2006-07-23 19:50:01 · answer #9 · answered by Noor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old but it was pretty funny then lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-23 19:50:29 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thats was funny. I like it.
2006-07-23 19:47:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋