My frinds think that i dont know any good jokes so the funniest joke will get bes t answer
2006-07-23 10:51:02 · 18 answers · asked by Stargirl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde is asked if she is standing in a vacuum and someone calls her name will she be able to hear them. The blonde replies "is it turned on?"
2006-07-23 10:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by jdnmsedsacrasac1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok its sort of lame but here it goes:
q: a blond a red head and a brunett go sky diving and they all jump out of the plane at the same time. Who lands first?
a: the red head and the brunett land at the same time but the blond had to stop and ask for directions on the way down!
ok now you have to visualize for this one
q: a blond, a red head and a brunett are at acting school and they are doing a slap-in-the-face part in the play. how do they react to the slaps?
a: the brunett and the red head are slapped on the right cheek and their heads turn to the left, but the blond is slapped on the left cheek and looks up and then down!
2006-07-28 21:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by Spielberg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a Blonde a Brunette and a Redhead taking a road trip. The car breaks down so now they have to walk. The Brunette said "I'll bring some food in case we get hungry" The Redhead said "I'll bring some water in case we get thirsty" The Blonde said "I'll bring the car door so we can roll the window down in case we get hot"
2006-07-23 11:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things blonds do at the office:
Use whiteout on the monitor.
To copy a document, but the monitor on the Xerox.
Wanting to double her computer's available power, asks to have a 220 volt power source installed.
2006-07-23 11:06:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mike R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The biggest joke is that most of the people who write the blonde jokes can't spell, are grammatically incorrect, or stuff up the punch lines!! (Maybe they're all blondes)
2006-07-30 12:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes were driving down a country road when they spotted another blonde in the middle of a field . . . in a boat . . . just rowing away. One blonde turned to the other and said "Would you look at that moron! Why, she's giving all of us blondes a bad name!"
"Yeah," said the other blonde, "and if I could swim, I'd go out there and kick her ***!"
2006-07-26 18:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by Becky H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure...check this one....hope you like it.........
A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-23 13:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a burnette,a redhead,and a blonde in a dressing room.In the room they see a mirror that says "tell me the truth and i wil grant you a wish,lie to me and you will be stuck in the mirror forever.So the burnette said i think im the smartest and she got alot of money,the redhead said I think im the sexyest and she got alot of money.Then the blonde was all I think and she was stuck in the mirror forever.
2006-07-29 21:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by Megan B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why can't blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the number 11 on the telephone!
2006-07-23 11:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♥lizzy. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the new paint Dutch Boy has out?
it's called Blonde....it's not too bright and spreads easy
A blonde has been going to the same beauty shop for years....each time she gets her hair cut she always has headphones on and refuses to take them off.....one day the hair dresser takes them off....the blonde falls over dead....she listens to the head phones....its playing "breath in....breath out....breath in...breath out
2006-07-23 10:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by echoedwhispers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋