You always hear jokes about other races and or groups. There have got to be some jokes about us out there
2006-07-23 13:08:41 · 12 answers · asked by rod 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a sh*t."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and sh*t."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my a*s." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with sh*t all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your a*s with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
2006-07-23 13:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
Did you hear about the white guy that walked into a bar?
He had a couple beers, paid the tab, and went home.
What do you call four white guys in a band?
A quartet.
You know what sucks about being white?
Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia...I'd say we're pretty lucky.
Why do they call the president's home the "White" House?
Because it's external walls were painted white after being severely damaged in the War of 1812.
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A taxi.
2006-07-23 13:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And white people theory balloting for Obama replaced into going to ease racial rigidity in this us of a! Ha! You were incorrect! once you're white no matter if you're republican or something else you're right now observed as a racist or a white supremacist in case you dare criticize President Obama! Blacks are not authentic pleased with Obama in the present day both yet of their minds he's more suitable useful than having yet another white guy for president no count what! Whites are already prejudged as racists till shown otherwise. this style of days authentic quickly even as whites finally grow to be the minority they are going to understand what blacks and different non- whites have always properly-known; that politics at that is center is finally about race!
2016-12-10 14:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by briana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Blondes are in an elevator. The elevator stops and a man
in a black suit comes in. Theres a noticeable amount of dandruff
on the man's shoulder. He leaves at the next floor while the 2
blondes remain there. One blond tells the other
"someone needs to give that man head and shoulders"
the other blond responds "how do you give shoulders?"
2006-07-23 14:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by Luigi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush.
2006-07-23 13:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never really heard any. There are a lot of Polish jokes. They are white. Also Jewish, they are white. Or redneck ones.
2006-07-23 13:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by bigjohny8x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many flycorvetteguys does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the light bulb and the whole world revolves around him.
2006-07-23 13:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u know if a blonde has been using ur CPU?
ans...if u see white out on the screen....
2006-07-23 13:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None.
2006-07-23 13:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by Kristen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rednecks r white. so complete this sentence: u might be a redneck if...........
2006-07-23 13:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by thatweirdchick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋