Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - July 2006

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Mr. Perkins, the anatomy teacher.... (joke-time!)?

Mr. Perkins, the anatomy instructor at a posh suburban girl’s college, said during class, "Miss Smyth, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smyth gasped, and then said coldly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this."
With that, she sat down red faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Summers and asked the same question.
Miss Summers, with composure, replied. "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr., Perkins. "And now, Miss Smyth, I have three things to say to you.

One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind...and
Three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment!!!!"

2006-07-23 16:10:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Same Riddle as the 1 asked before........?

When's my bday? i am taurus........

1st right answer gets 10 pts......

2006-07-23 16:10:02 · 5 answers · asked by demure_taurus 2

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riddle time!?

whats today but yesterday's tommarow?

2006-07-23 16:04:57 · 8 answers · asked by dubblehugs 2

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After I cook the vegetables what do I do with the wheelchairs?

2006-07-23 15:54:44 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6

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CaN yOu FiGuRe ThIs OnE oUt?????

1 = K. K. on the E. S. B.
My friend sent it to me at first I didn't understand...

Until I looked it up!!!

2006-07-23 15:54:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Riddle!!!!!!!!!!!?

Can you guys guess my bday? First right answer gets 10 points.

Hint: I am taurus.......

2006-07-23 15:51:35 · 12 answers · asked by demure_taurus 2

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What do you call a black man that flys a plane???

A pilot you racist!!!

2006-07-23 15:36:49 · 12 answers · asked by inezm_flores 2

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Whats Green and hard ?

2006-07-23 15:24:45 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

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best joke i have?

3 guys,a english man,chinese man and maori man go into a strip bar.stripper goes up 2 the english man and shakes her boobies,he puts $20 in her g-string.then she goes up 2 the chinese man and shakes her boobies,he puts $40 in her g-string.then she goes up 2 the maori guy,turns around and shakes her a$$ at him.he takes out his eftpos card,swipes her a$$ crack and takes the $60 lmao! bear in mind im half maori b4 u call me racist!

2006-07-23 15:23:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Can I get 50+ Answers?

The last person to answer this, the HIGHEST number (duh) will get best answer.....lol*

2006-07-23 15:20:05 · 18 answers · asked by *(¯`•._.•Jessica•._.•´¯)* 3

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Do you get this Chuck Norris joke?

You may have to think about it a minute, but I promise you there is a logical punchline.

Elton John once made Chuck Norris a rotten egg. Apparently rotten eggs can roundhouse kick you in the face.

2006-07-23 14:59:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Park in Driveway, Drive in Parkway...Nose runs Feet smell....I need a full list of these please?

There are lots of these, but those are the only ones I actually remember. Could/Would anyone please provide me with more?

2006-07-23 14:55:12 · 4 answers · asked by וואלה 5

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can u do this.?

can u sat these tongue twisters? one at a time though.

1. tow boat three times fast

2. yellow leather three times fast

3.peice of pink cake

2006-07-23 14:49:27 · 10 answers · asked by ♥I know these things♥ 4

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What's the only article of clothing worn by Bugs Bunny?

2006-07-23 14:47:09 · 12 answers · asked by Roger B 2

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Did you ever notice that the song "I'm a little Teapot" can be sung to the theme of "Jeopardy!"?

Try it!!

2006-07-23 14:37:59 · 8 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7

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Birthday Riddle?

Guess my B'day for points. Use dd/mm/yyyy format please. Answers not in full don't get points.

I was 10 not 8 years ago. My birthday was the day before the day after Sunday, if I go back another 2 years, on the last month of that year. If I'm a year late. The special day was not the last of the 5 of that month, nor the 1st. It wouldn't be - I'm always 1 late. Not the day after my birthday that year but the week after also, was the age I am now, only I wasn't, then...

When was I born?

2006-07-23 14:36:28 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3

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would u rather.?

would u rather shave ur nipple with a rusty razor or lick a public bath clean.?????

2006-07-23 14:36:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What's a good punch line for this joke?

A customer walks up to the produce manager at a grocery store. He has a bag of Italian salad mix in his hand. He asks the manager how much it is and what the red stuff is. She replies, "It's on sale this week for 99 cents a bag, and that's radicchio". And the customer says, . . . . . . .?

2006-07-23 14:35:37 · 11 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?

2006-07-23 14:30:11 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6

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question to black people?

not trying to be rascist or anything towards you smelly ugly black people but are all black people related? or is that just a stereotype?
if not, then wh do you people always refer to one another as "brothers" and "sisters"?

2006-07-23 14:28:51 · 36 answers · asked by tmdkshaft 2

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