best joke i have?

Question

3 guys,a english man,chinese man and maori man go into a strip bar.stripper goes up 2 the english man and shakes her boobies,he puts $20 in her g-string.then she goes up 2 the chinese man and shakes her boobies,he puts $40 in her g-string.then she goes up 2 the maori guy,turns around and shakes her a$$ at him.he takes out his eftpos card,swipes her a$$ crack and takes the $60 lmao! bear in mind im half maori b4 u call me racist!

Answer 1

good one....hahahaha....
check this one too...

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

Answer 2

greattttttt...funny.....


A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

Answer 3

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Answer 4

At this one school the students left an apple on the teachers desk with a note "TOT". What does that mean "to our Teacher "....The next day there sat a watermelon with a note F.U.C.K. what's this all about ? "From Us Colored Kids ! "

Answer 5

What's a maori?

Answer 6

Not that funny for me to laugh

Answer 7

I'll give you "credit" for that one!! haha That joke makes me want to tattoo my face!

Answer 8

Good joke.

Answer 9

she should wear her SIGN no credit allowed lol

Answer 10

o was that a joke! cause i forgot to laugh!!