Mr. Perkins, the anatomy instructor at a posh suburban girl’s college, said during class, "Miss Smyth, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smyth gasped, and then said coldly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this."
With that, she sat down red faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Summers and asked the same question.
Miss Summers, with composure, replied. "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr., Perkins. "And now, Miss Smyth, I have three things to say to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind...and
Three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment!!!!"
2006-07-23 16:10:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHAHAH nice 1
2006-07-23 20:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by porky 4 · 6⤊ 9⤋
I love Mr. Bean!!
2016-03-16 04:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by Shane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's too funny
2006-07-23 16:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great!
2006-07-23 16:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by bassrocker416 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
2006-07-23 16:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*chuckle* pretty good.
2006-07-23 16:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by thunderwear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right.....
2006-07-23 16:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-23 17:56:08 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋