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Ok, who knows the rest of the joke that John Bender was telling himself when he fell through the cieling making his way back to the library????

2006-07-23 14:17:44 · 3 answers · asked by Morgan T 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

The joke:
A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' The naked lady says..."

At this point, a ceiling tile gives way and Bender falls.

Sad truth is there is no ending to the joke. Judd Nelson was making it up as he went along as stated in an 1985 interview.

Other Info:
Judd Nelson’s performance was influenced by his method style technique of staying in character off set. He was accused of bullying Molly Ringwald off camera due to his insistence on remaining in character off-camera. This behavior almost made John Hughes fire Nelson, but Nelson was defended by Paul Gleason, ironically playing Nelson's on-screen nemesis.

2006-07-23 14:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by digitalhandout 3 · 2 0

A guy walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other...

2006-07-23 21:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by young108west 5 · 0 0

i don't know but if i would have know it was gonna be a party like that i wouldv'e stuck my di ck in the mashed potatoes.

2006-07-23 21:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by doo to doo 3 · 0 0

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