A customer walks up to the produce manager at a grocery store. He has a bag of Italian salad mix in his hand. He asks the manager how much it is and what the red stuff is. She replies, "It's on sale this week for 99 cents a bag, and that's radicchio". And the customer says, . . . . . . .?
2006-07-23 14:35:37 · 11 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
radicchio is the red stuff.
2006-07-23 14:41:27 · update #1
Fine. radd-DEEK-e-o
2006-07-23 14:44:01 · update #2
Normanconquest- I resemble that remark. I consider myself a very BRIGHT wit.
2006-07-23 15:06:05 · update #3
It just so happens that this really happened to me at the store. Except that the guy asked ME, the cashier, not the produce manager, who is a woman, and except that I had to make up a punch line myself.
2006-07-24 04:12:19 · update #4
My original punch line was, "No, that's reasonable. I'll take two!"
2006-07-24 04:13:33 · update #5
And the customer says, "I'll say it's ridiculo! It's only 49 cents at SafeWay!"
2006-07-23 14:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats radicchio!!
The store manager would never be a woman and a guy would never be buying a salad!!
2006-07-23 14:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by speedloc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll take all you've got as long as you get rid of the dim wit who started this joke!"
2006-07-23 15:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you told us how you pronounce the word raddichio, i might be able to make something thats phoentically amusing
2006-07-23 14:42:12 · answer #4 · answered by Ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Co r nnnnnnnnnnnny ! LOL !
2006-07-23 16:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell is radicchio?
2006-07-23 14:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DONT TELL iiT AGAiiN
2006-07-23 16:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by MiiZZ SYLVE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrecked 'em, darn near killed 'em!!
2006-07-23 14:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by Adrienne H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can I get it with Bluedicchio?"
2006-07-23 14:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-23 14:50:01 · answer #10 · answered by h_wallbanga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋