You may have to think about it a minute, but I promise you there is a logical punchline.
Elton John once made Chuck Norris a rotten egg. Apparently rotten eggs can roundhouse kick you in the face.
2006-07-23 14:59:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lots of people telling me its not funny.
I thought I was asking to have it explained to me. What is the point of this joke?
2006-07-23 15:24:50 · update #1
See my next question, Only very clever people for the answer. Thatchickist . . .
has the answer for you.
2006-07-23 19:27:48 · update #2
Did he vomit the egg and had it round house kick him in the face, lol, thats funny.
2006-07-23 15:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not so much a joke with punchline as it is a jab at Chuck Norris' expense at how much of a bad *** he is, and his signature move - the roundhouse kick.
There are dozens of these "Chuck Norris facts", some of which he's even picked as is favorites. It has a weird cult following, like six degrees of Kevin Bacon. My personal favorite is "Chuck Norris grinds coffee between his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."
2006-07-23 16:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Pask 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourites Q: If Superman and the Flash race to the tip of the earth who could win? A: Chuck Norris Q:What beats rock, paper and scissors suddenly? A:Chuck Norris Q:Chuck Norris as quickly as have been given a bear Pregnant with the aid of in basic terms starring at it. A:It exchange right into a male bear Q:Chuck Norris is at present suing ABC. A:Claiming regulation and Order are trademarked names for his left and suitable legs.
2016-10-08 06:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get the Elton John reference. Maybe it means Elton TURNED HIM INTO a rotten egg. then he roundhouse kicked someone in the face as an egg? I dont know. I feel stupid now. Damn.
2006-07-23 16:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke = : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting :
This, my friend, is NOT a joke.
2006-07-23 15:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ozone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the joke. Have a nice evening.
2006-07-23 15:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's been a minute now but still can't get the joke!
2006-07-23 15:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it, but i laughed anyway. my whole profile for this site is chuck norris thingies.
2006-07-23 16:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by thunderwear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did u get that from?
2006-07-23 15:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by Bugz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but ha ha ha anyway
2006-07-23 15:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋