Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-12 08:06:04 · 17 answers · asked by ann w 1

2006-07-12 08:01:15 · 11 answers · asked by Sheriff Liz 3

2006-07-12 07:43:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

the boy in my cupborad.

2006-07-12 07:43:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-12 07:38:17 · 14 answers · asked by xoqtpie18ox 4

anyone can come up w/ a funny joke or 2 to make me laugh? nothing dirty please, the joke who makes me laugh gets 10 points....

2006-07-12 07:37:11 · 17 answers · asked by Mr T 4

What do you a black man without arms?



"cotton-picking" useless


this kind of the same joke has been on here.. but i kinda changed it...


david crockett was at the alamo... and when he seen the mexican army approaching.. he turned confusenly to a soldier and says.... " cabbage season already?"

2006-07-12 07:37:03 · 7 answers · asked by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1

Best answer to the person that can provide the wittiest punchline!

2006-07-12 07:27:54 · 19 answers · asked by Mig4 2

2006-07-12 07:12:05 · 14 answers · asked by @$H!!! 1

2006-07-12 07:06:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-12 06:48:40 · 18 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

Because God couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin!!!!!!!

2006-07-12 06:47:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-12 06:47:33 · 26 answers · asked by ReD SoX #1 3

............... One of the men approaches an assistant. "Excuse me have you got any 4 by 2's?"
The assistant looks puzzled and says "Do you mean 2 by 4's?"
"Hang on" says the man "I'll go check"
A minute later the man returns and says "Yeah! sorry I meant 2 by 4's"
"How long do you need them?" replies the assistant
"Hang on I'll go check" says the man
A minute later the man returns "Quite a while mate, were building a house!"

2006-07-12 06:45:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

.......... They spend their time making signal fires, finding shelter and hunting food. As the weeks roll by they begin a nightly ritual of sitting on the beach watching the sun go down.
More weeks pass and every night simon begins to notice the sheep looking more and more attractive, he decides to make a move and put his arm around the sheep. The sheepdog instantly gets up and starts barking at Simon, trying to protect the sheep. Annoyed Simon walks off in a huff.
The next day a beautifull woman is shipwrecked on the island, she is soon introduced to the nightly ritual of watching the sun set.
simon decides to make a move, He puts his arm around the woman and says " Hey baby, take the dog for a walk for me!"

2006-07-12 06:38:09 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was in a hospital near an elevator. When the levetor opened, an old lady said, 'they need to have lights here that thow which way the elevators are going.'
I showed her the signs and told her that they do!

She said ,' Yeah but not on the topfloor, they don't!'


Is that not funny?

2006-07-12 06:32:16 · 17 answers · asked by dude 4

2006-07-12 06:30:11 · 12 answers · asked by emeraldisle2222 5

Teacher
Jason are you cheating at this exam?
No.
Well, Jackie's written 'I don't know the answer'
and you've put
'Neither do I'.

2006-07-12 06:23:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-12 06:12:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any help would be appreciated...thank you

2006-07-12 05:57:24 · 14 answers · asked by ncman372000 2

Any ideas at all?

2006-07-12 05:54:17 · 12 answers · asked by ncman372000 2

Q: What did David Crockett say when he saw the Mexican army approaching the Alamo?





A: Hey! Who hired the roofers?

2006-07-12 05:48:53 · 31 answers · asked by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3

I'm just kidding.... Can you guys tell me some jokes? I'm really bored right now.

2006-07-12 05:46:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

the answer is what you haven`t pay attention on . it`s very simple ! when u know the answer, you`ll be like ... OHHHH!!!

2006-07-12 05:42:21 · 12 answers · asked by silent♥em0ti0n 1

i need some for my web site.
its c-bin.blogspot.com
most funny clean jokes gets 10 points!

2006-07-12 05:39:15 · 7 answers · asked by corbin909 4

I have to make my riddles simpeler and simpeler as almost nobody gets them.

Am I that bright or are you that dense?
I challenge you all.
Tell me what do you need to solve a riddle?

2006-07-12 05:29:32 · 11 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7

There was a big lupe and a little lupe. The little lupe was the bid lupe's son, but the big lupe was not the father. How is this possible? (note the lupes are animals) from neopets just imagine tthe lupes as people

2006-07-12 05:22:12 · 13 answers · asked by bbstar0000 2

2006-07-12 05:20:25 · 2 answers · asked by Tinker Bell 2

My brother told this joke at dinner but wouldn't finish it. He heard it at school.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Dig a hole in the ice
walk one mile
leave a trail of fox's mints all the way back
when the bear eats them all

2006-07-12 05:12:02 · 9 answers · asked by poppy vox 4

2006-07-12 05:11:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous