.......... They spend their time making signal fires, finding shelter and hunting food. As the weeks roll by they begin a nightly ritual of sitting on the beach watching the sun go down.
More weeks pass and every night simon begins to notice the sheep looking more and more attractive, he decides to make a move and put his arm around the sheep. The sheepdog instantly gets up and starts barking at Simon, trying to protect the sheep. Annoyed Simon walks off in a huff.
The next day a beautifull woman is shipwrecked on the island, she is soon introduced to the nightly ritual of watching the sun set.
simon decides to make a move, He puts his arm around the woman and says " Hey baby, take the dog for a walk for me!"
2006-07-12 06:38:09 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you like that one?????
2006-07-18 10:50:55 · update #1
Lol!! Again very funny Mr Carrot.
Your dads name ain't Jasper is it?
2006-07-12 10:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shipwrecked didnt she hear from the locals of the dissapearence of a sheep sheep dog and one Simon in that area.Women rule
2006-07-22 11:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by freddy w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely pathetic.
Not only does it not have a decent punchline it doesn't even fit into a joke category, ie rude jokes, long jokes. Never heard a joke as bad as that in my life.
here's one --- What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert?
Apple Crumble?
Thanks for wasting my time, and it says a lot about you
2006-07-22 12:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it Simon was either Welsh or Austrailian
2006-07-20 13:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by dragonnookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i actually laughed out loud!! man some of these people are slow..the ones that didn't get it
keep em comin!!
2006-07-25 02:05:04 · answer #5 · answered by melissa c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simon funny name for a Welshman
Usualy its David or Davyd
Anyway I still liked the joke thanks for the laugh
2006-07-20 03:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great hes guna plug the sheep
2006-07-12 06:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really,really sad. You desperately need to get a life.
2006-07-12 09:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by mattb77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you tell me what the ***** and the dog got up to?
2006-07-22 18:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by achtungdavie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sheep shager rides again
2006-07-13 02:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋