2006-07-12 05:11:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heh heh see we always give funny birthday cards and one year i got my cousin one and it said i thought you would like seeing a hot chick on the beach, and you open it and its a little chick (chicken)on the beach saying water, need water, help me. hehehehe it was funny as all hell
or in their card you can put as a personal message "you thought you were going to open this and find a wise crack about your age well guess what...its on the back" and the write something about their age on the back hehehe
hehehehehe check ya later ♥
2006-07-12 05:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one to
Then say, "Just kidding, you don't smell that bad. More like rotten eggs."
2006-07-12 05:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by rioteer28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the song that american idiot on holiday wrote
instead for the second Happy Birthday To you, write you live in a zoo
2006-07-12 06:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by Rajan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took a lot of years to get this old so enjoy every minute of it.
2006-07-12 05:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by dixie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 1-800-Hallmark, sorry don't know any
2006-07-12 05:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CALL THEM AND SAY I WILL F*** YOU
JUST KIDDING
2006-07-12 06:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poop
2006-07-12 05:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Tinker Bell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋