Because God couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin!!!!!!!
2006-07-12 06:47:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhaha! im guna tell that to everyone now! all my mates are essex girls/boys! hahahaha
2006-07-12 06:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he told me there was no way you would ever see or find him in Essex,
Said there was some fu-king loony lived there calleed cyber carrot and did not want to bump into or meet them
So now yo know the truth
Stop telling petty tales
2006-07-21 12:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they had a meeting of Essex virgins last week it was in a telephone box
2006-07-12 08:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. his Mom was Still a virgin even after he was born! His dad will bear witness.
2006-07-21 06:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Essexiens are too wise, there were no virgins old enough. oldest was 9 years old.
2006-07-12 07:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by arabianofelix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No room at the Bernie Inn ...
Had to go acroos the water ... innit ...
2006-07-12 08:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus christ there was no room at the inns and all the stables were in use
2006-07-24 11:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the airoplanes were on strike that day
2006-07-24 05:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Bradley B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke got old man, tell another one
2006-07-12 07:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by african queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to clean try again
2006-07-12 07:04:46 · answer #10 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋