Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-12 14:44:23 · 14 answers · asked by CG G 2

1. attraction=the act of associating horniness with a particular person
2. birth control=avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, dating repulsive men or spending time around children
3. dating= the process of spending huge amounts of money, time, energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you dont especially like in the present and will learnto like a lot less in the future
4. easy=a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man
5. eye contact=a method utilized by a single women to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty lookin a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a womens eyes are not located in her chest
6. friend=a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintence who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing

2006-07-12 14:42:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

please also cheer me up i just read the scaryest storie ever

2006-07-12 14:33:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

to the one that can make me laught the most.

2006-07-12 14:29:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I will award 10 points to the best. Timmy the Turd reports on nobody so fire away with your best filth!

2006-07-12 14:22:46 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6

2006-07-12 14:20:30 · 12 answers · asked by bnbCarebear 2

"What two coins, when you put 'em together, makes thirty cents and one of them isn't a nickel?"

2006-07-12 14:03:38 · 17 answers · asked by wolfmano 7

Best Joke(s) win the points!

2006-07-12 13:48:23 · 15 answers · asked by ♠Tatsuko♠ 2

A friend of mine was sent this anonymous box of poop. His brother later admited to being the culprit and that got me thinking... I WANT TO SEND MY BROTHER ONE!!! Any idea on where this can be done?

2006-07-12 13:47:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok 1) Chicken, fox and a bag of grain you have with you to sell at market. you have to cross a river, but you can only fit one thing in the boat at a time with you. the chiken will eat the grain, and the fox will eat the chicken. in what order do you get them across intact?
2)What is yours, but other people use it ore than you?
3)there are two identical sisters, one a constant liar, the other completely truthful. what is the question you ask to determine which is which?

2006-07-12 13:41:24 · 8 answers · asked by lavampdarkblade 5

What am I. The riddle goes something like this:
I am mostly answered by all, short and tall,
Yet i don't ask questions. What am I?



First right answer gets 10 points.

2006-07-12 13:29:50 · 14 answers · asked by Smile =]™ 4

2006-07-12 12:34:17 · 13 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5

This is honestly tripping me out. If I'm in North America, then Europe is living in the future because it's already tomorrow! And then I continued to think about how it's even further into the future in Asia! Then I got to Australia! GO FIGURE, same thing! And then I went all the way around the world in time zones and came upon North America and realised I'm living in the future!!

AHHHHHH!!

Oh yeah.. a question..

Umm, what's the name of your city spelt backwards.
Mine's Oolretaw.

2006-07-12 12:22:31 · 21 answers · asked by Davey 5

I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

2006-07-12 12:22:09 · 5 answers · asked by k 2

Bob and Jane have 3 daughters called Sarah, Sam and Jan and each of them have two brothers.

How Many children do they have?

2006-07-12 12:15:24 · 42 answers · asked by Aaron C 1

2006-07-12 12:14:01 · 13 answers · asked by dbbadger 2

One day, a cat is walking along the edge of a canal when he sees a sausage floating at the edge of the water, as he reaches in to snag it he gets his paw wet, as he pulls back, he sees a ,bigger ,fatter sausage just a little further out and reaches for that one and he falls in.
So whats the moral ?

2006-07-12 12:02:20 · 19 answers · asked by India 55 5

I want to roll on the floor!!!!

2006-07-12 11:53:42 · 19 answers · asked by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4

Vegetarians need not answer this one. ;-)

2006-07-12 11:51:03 · 8 answers · asked by raven s 3

After spilling petrol on my sleeve, I accidently lit myself on fire. I put my arm out the window and put out the flames, but my steering was a bit erratic and caugh the attention of the police. They dropped the charge of dangerous driving but are doing me with brandishing a fire arm! help

2006-07-12 11:49:53 · 24 answers · asked by brian h 3

I will give 10 points the first person who gets the riddle correct.

2006-07-12 11:47:27 · 11 answers · asked by Crazy Joe 2

2006-07-12 11:46:19 · 10 answers · asked by sarah 3

HERE'S ONE TO GET STARTED ..............NEWS REPORT.....A LIGHT AIRCRAFT HAS CRASHED ON A CEMETERY IN IRELAND.......IRISH SEARCH AND RESCUE SAY THAT SO-FAR THEY HAVE RECOVERED 360 BODIES......

2006-07-12 11:45:49 · 20 answers · asked by THINKER 2

guy up in a mountian village sees a sign in a shop $1000 for who ever kills old crizzle. so he goes into shop buys a shotgun and heads up the mountian sees the bear hanging at the edge swinging his legs takes aim bang a big cloud of smoke lumps of the mountian blown away thinks i must have got him then the bear taps him on the shoulder and says u got 2 choices i eat u or i have sex with u man said sex he did nt want to die next day he gets a bazooka tries again bear taps him on the shoulder u know ur choices man says ok sex again craweled down the mountian next day got a tank blew away half the mountian tought he surly got him now again bear taps him on the shoulder and says i dont think ur up here for the hunting at all

2006-07-12 11:38:58 · 11 answers · asked by ireland 1

they discuss religion and politics, have a few drinks and enjoy each other's company.

2006-07-12 11:34:26 · 10 answers · asked by winstonsmithratm 2

Ronald Mcdonald ran after you and yelled: "FRENCH FRIEZ OWNZ U!"

2006-07-12 11:31:57 · 14 answers · asked by Staticx 6

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VsLAw0t0d3g&search=computer%20bug

Thank you LFC for giving me this idea!

2006-07-12 11:26:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Preferably one with over 50 pictures...

2006-07-12 11:23:23 · 3 answers · asked by bravomikeee 1

If you saw a flying tomatoe say hello to your cat?

2006-07-12 11:22:39 · 14 answers · asked by Staticx 6

Whoever gives me the first complete correct answer will be chosen for best answer.

2006-07-12 11:16:12 · 7 answers · asked by Magdalene 3