please also cheer me up i just read the scaryest storie ever
2006-07-12 14:33:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes down the earth.
Oh an if that doesn't work an astronaut says one day you know what I need to do something great with my life besides being high all the time. His friends asked him how you plan on doing that? The man replied simple I'm going to be greater than any other astronaut, his friend again asked how? The man says it is real simple I'm going to be the first man to land on the sun , of course his Friend says BS how. The man says OK this is it it's real simple see........................... I'll just go at night when the sun goes down stupid!
2006-07-12 14:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by FLIP 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word poop always makes me laugh!! maybe you should read some of my q & a that would cheer you up!
2006-07-13 06:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by Alie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make you laugh? Okay, look in the mirror. Oh, no wait, that might just remind you of those scary stories again. just playing... =)
2006-07-12 15:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by pureessence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I can. If you drive a Ford, you can burst into FLAMES!...
Why did the duck cross the road?
To show the raccoons it could be done.
2006-07-12 14:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the dalmation get spotted when he played hide and go seek? Because he was spotted.
2006-07-12 14:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by rain 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure i guess if i try what kind of chips do u eat when u take someone else girl/boy
ANSWER IS
Nacho!!! well what u think..
2006-07-12 14:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ TianaW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the retarded crippled boy get for Christmas?
Cancer
2006-07-12 14:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your happy and you know it clap your hands j/k
2006-07-12 14:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by nicks girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-12 14:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋