One day, a cat is walking along the edge of a canal when he sees a sausage floating at the edge of the water, as he reaches in to snag it he gets his paw wet, as he pulls back, he sees a ,bigger ,fatter sausage just a little further out and reaches for that one and he falls in.
So whats the moral ?
2006-07-12 12:02:20 · 19 answers · asked by India 55 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the bigger the sausage, the wetter the ***** cat..
2006-07-12 12:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by pitbullcopper2004 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Be happy with a small sausage!
2006-07-12 19:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by dbbadger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One shouldn't miss out on certain opportunities when they arise before others may come that could prove faulty?
2006-07-12 21:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by Rogue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you have to get wet AT ALL, better do it going for the best thing worth it.
2006-07-12 19:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bigger the sausage the wetter the cat. the bigger ur dick is the wetter ur *****cat will be
2006-07-12 20:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by inquistive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fat Cats are greedy bast**ds. And it works the other way round too!!
2006-07-12 19:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by Allasse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because something may seem better doesn't mean it is go with what you got.
2006-07-12 19:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only eat your food when its well cooked at home , saves you getting a wet ***** !!! :-)
2006-07-12 20:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bigger isnt better.be happy with what youve got.dont be selfish.
2006-07-12 22:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by paper_mario_2_rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bigger isn't always better.
2006-07-12 19:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by Coffee Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋