guy up in a mountian village sees a sign in a shop $1000 for who ever kills old crizzle. so he goes into shop buys a shotgun and heads up the mountian sees the bear hanging at the edge swinging his legs takes aim bang a big cloud of smoke lumps of the mountian blown away thinks i must have got him then the bear taps him on the shoulder and says u got 2 choices i eat u or i have sex with u man said sex he did nt want to die next day he gets a bazooka tries again bear taps him on the shoulder u know ur choices man says ok sex again craweled down the mountian next day got a tank blew away half the mountian tought he surly got him now again bear taps him on the shoulder and says i dont think ur up here for the hunting at all
2006-07-12 11:38:58 · 11 answers · asked by ireland 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And the Brokeback Mountain guys weren't there for the fishing either.........
2006-07-12 11:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by pamela_d_99 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny. really made me laugh!! nice joke
2006-07-12 11:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my all time favorites!!!
2006-07-12 11:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by kennethleemcdaniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....gotta love them hunting jokes
2006-07-12 11:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by The Whopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-12 11:42:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.........I think i peed a little!
2006-07-12 11:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by scorpion prince89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-07-12 11:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke......its made my day
2006-07-12 13:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by stone cold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..........hahahaha
2006-07-12 11:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by 100%IrishXOX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ^_^
2006-07-12 11:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by woof 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋