After spilling petrol on my sleeve, I accidently lit myself on fire. I put my arm out the window and put out the flames, but my steering was a bit erratic and caugh the attention of the police. They dropped the charge of dangerous driving but are doing me with brandishing a fire arm! help
2006-07-12 11:49:53 · 24 answers · asked by brian h 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its not help you need, but a big top, a couple of trapeezes and an appreciative audience!
2006-07-12 12:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by Allasse 5 · 19⤊ 4⤋
You had petrol in the front seat of a moving vehicle?
They should be doing you under the mental health act, for lunacy!
Personally... I'd douse you... with the rest of the can!
(oh, ok... water;-)
2006-07-12 11:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you're kidding, but the thought/idea that you would take the time to type while you're on fire is pretty funny. LOL
2006-07-12 12:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by fiteprogram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first put the fire out then call 911
2006-07-12 12:28:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get to the nearest place with water.
2006-07-12 14:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Rogue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you got caught by the long arm of the law
2006-07-13 08:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your lucky they did'nt do you for smoking in an enclosed space.
2006-07-12 13:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by dopeysaurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy, Har, HAr!
2006-07-12 12:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that see you would want to pull over and take the shirt off
2006-07-12 12:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol (fire arm=gun) pay the fine (jail sentence?) and think about what u did! :)
2006-07-12 21:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shut up the hell up! I am watching the TV!
2006-07-12 12:30:16 · answer #11 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋