I will award 10 points to the best. Timmy the Turd reports on nobody so fire away with your best filth!
2006-07-12 14:22:46 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your momma so fat she got baptised at seaworld,
your momma so fat that when she was on a trampolene she was the second woman on the moon,
your momma so fat when she went on a scale it said "one at a time please"
your momma so fat when she went on a scale it said "to be continued"
your momma so fat that when she's haulin' *** she makes two trips,
your momma so fat when she gets on a plane she's sitting next to everybody
I hope these were good "your momma so fat" jokes these are the only ones that came to mind.
2006-07-12 14:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Scott K 2 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat she went to KFC and ate!
Yo momma so fat she FAT!
Yo momma so fat when Timmy the Turd smashed it she dead!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the chinese buffet they charged her for 2 times.
Yo momma so fat when she washes between her legs they need a crane.
Yo momma so fat when she play fooball she scores.
2006-07-13 08:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat she have 2 area codes.
2006-07-12 21:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she ran after a school bus because she thought it was a twinkie. Yo Momma's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean she floded the whole world! (dont know anymore!)
2006-07-12 21:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by lizzie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Momma's So Fat she could be a Clinton Mistress
2006-07-13 19:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by gerbil31603 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's so Fat...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
Yo Momma's so fat her blood type is ragu!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses a sheep for a tampon
2006-07-12 22:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Lil'RedRidin'Hood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, every time she gets laid, she hands out a "I went to the Grand Canyon" t-shirt!
Can I do another one?
Yo momma's so dirty, she has more rappers in her than an Ipod!
2006-07-12 21:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by jgallen829 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
yo mama is so fat she used the Empire State Building for a toothpick.
yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she’s backing up.
yo mama is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died a century ago.
2006-07-12 21:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat that when she gets on an elevator it just goes down.
Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a weighing machine, it yelled 'get this bulldozer off me'.
2006-07-12 21:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by knowbuddycares 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Your momma's so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to everybody." - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (I modified it though)
"Your momma's so fat, that when she stepped on the weight scale, it said, "To be continued"
"Your momma's so fat that her belt size is the equator" - The Nutty Professor
"Your momma's so fat that when she wore a red sweater, people thought she was Kool-Aid" - Nutty Professor (modified it)
"Your momma's so fat that when she tried to kill herself by jumping off the Grand Canyon, she got stuck" - Nutty Professor (modified it)
Regarding Scott K's joke about your fat momma on the plane and sitting next to everyone, how did the plane managed to get off the ground?
2006-07-12 22:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by pureessence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋