to the one that can make me laught the most.
2006-07-12 14:29:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing
out some of the rules. The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
He continued, Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine
of $180. Are there any questions?
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, How much for a
season pass?
2006-07-12 17:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 11⤊ 4⤋
ok... The other day i saw yo mama walking down the street with a pig under her arm, and i said "Were'd you get that thing?" and the pig said "I won it in a raffle at the fair"
2006-07-12 21:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Pat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sailor walks into a psychiatrist's office with a pelican on his head. The doctor says, "I can tell that you need to see me right away, please come in."
He gets the sailor comfortably settled on the couch and asks, "How did this all begin...?"
The pelican says, "Well, Doc, it started out as a wart on my butt!"
2006-07-12 22:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the doctor pig give to the other pig?
2006-07-12 21:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by mapangarap46 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christopher Reeve WALKS into a bar......................
2006-07-12 22:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bubble
2006-07-12 22:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by J bean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK HERE I GO
DAMN THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT
WHAT?
UR BUTT CHEEKS
2006-07-12 21:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by sugar_kisses 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋