2006-07-12 08:06:04 · 17 answers · asked by ann w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I told my boss once that I had to leave because I was sick. He said, "Are you really sick?" I said, "Yes, sick of listening to you gripe." I left and he paid me 1/2 day of sick pay!!!
2006-07-12 08:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by mom2all 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) My eyebrows hurt (was actually used by a colleague)
2) I have to stop on the way home and get some gas.
3) It's raining and I need to stop and get some new wiper blades
4) I'm driving the carpool and I need to leave early to get the air conditioning started before they others come out.
5) It's raining and I left the windows open (and have a 45 minute drive to get home).
6) My daughter-in-law is having a baby
2006-07-12 15:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C'mon boss! It is part of my religious right to be lighting up a blunt at 4:20 on 4-20!! You have to let me go!!
2006-07-12 15:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by escaped_mental_case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horrible case of diarhea
2006-07-12 15:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by jagerchick80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To compensate for coming in late?
2006-07-12 15:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by Yote' 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause you're uncontrollable horny and you need to go home and play a little 5 on 1. (if your a guy)
2006-07-12 15:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to get to my part-time job.
2006-07-12 15:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by helpme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need to go babysit my 16 years old brother.
2006-07-12 15:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To drop some acid, It don't get any funnier than that...
2006-07-12 15:12:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to drive my sister to school and then pick her up
2006-07-12 15:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by mashakry18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋