My brother told this joke at dinner but wouldn't finish it. He heard it at school.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Dig a hole in the ice
walk one mile
leave a trail of fox's mints all the way back
when the bear eats them all
2006-07-12 05:12:02 · 9 answers · asked by poppy vox 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First you go out and cut a hole in the ice. Then, you line the hole
with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the
ice-hole
2006-07-12 05:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
foxes mints the mints with a bear ice hole in the middle
2006-07-12 23:10:58 · answer #2 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes to full to move ???coz a miles worth of anything would make you full
2006-07-12 06:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by shell c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shove it in the hole
Double entendre
2006-07-12 05:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gay
2006-07-12 05:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a lot of rubbish.............
2006-07-12 05:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by theblackwitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poop
2006-07-12 05:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Tinker Bell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dunno????
2006-07-12 05:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by IrishLassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool...????????????????
2006-07-12 05:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by frenchie0017 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋