The wife was hot when I married her, sex life was good. Four years later, she has gained 40 lbs. and does nothing about it. I'm no prize, but I weigh the exact as I did. I have heard all kinds of advice about how to suggest it, etc. Women always say "you should love somebody no matter what." Baloney. We all have a "looks threshold". In other words, you won't be interested in somebody unless you are physically attracted to them. Would you date and marry an 800 lb man? Would you care if your husband suddenly grew a gigantic Grizzly Adams beard? What if he started braiding his armpit hair? Love him no matter what, right? Say nothing, right?
So here is my idea. I will now work to gain 100 lbs to become a big disgusting slob. Let's see if my wife likes it and says anything. Maybe she will see the light.
P.S. If you are going to rip on me, at least make it funny. Before you do, ask yourself how many pounds your significant other could gain before you said something.
2006-09-07
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