Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun,
called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who
created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was sitting behind
her, took out his pencil and jabbed her in the butt. "God Almighty!"
shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching
her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord And
Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..." What did Eve Say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue with his
#2 pencil. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'm going to break it
in half!" The nun fainted....
2007-04-13
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