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1) What's you name?
2) Two pieces of charcoal and a carrot lie in the middle of a field. How?
3) Two people look exactly the same, but they're not twins. How?
4) Say what you see. midSTUCKdle
5) A man is in a train. The train goes into a tunnel. The train comes out of the tunnel. The man is dead. How?
6) Say what you see. CIE
7) A man jumps through a 99th floor window because he hates his job. He survives the jump. How?
8) A man lies dead near a pile of sawdust. How?
9) 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625,5= ???
10) A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
11) 1...2...5...14...41...122...?
12) How did John get his name in light at every theater in the country?
14) What does a chair have in common with my dog?
15) Why didn't Charlie like the chair they gave him for his birthday?
16) If triangle->square, hexagon->????
17) Now answer question 1 only!!! answer all the questions=10 points maybe

2007-04-13 09:32:10 · 26 answers · asked by Oz 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

It wasn't a waste of time. Its to see how many people read it. People read and answer straight away, i see some people actually read all before they start doing anything. This implies to anything you do, reading a manual for a diy wardrobe, etc.

Feel free to actually answer the questions, i want 2 see how many people can get it right also!

2007-04-13 09:42:18 · update #1

Actually answer the questions correctly and 10 points will go 2 u....

2007-04-13 09:43:06 · update #2

Happy BDAY LONDON HOLISTER...

Have a bday cake from me

2007-04-13 09:44:12 · update #3

26 answers

YES I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU SAID ONLY ANSWER 1 BUT IM BORED!!!
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Read these questions and answer them.?

1) What's you name? fleur

2) Two pieces of charcoal and a carrot lie in the middle of a field. How? someone put them there in boredom...SNOWMAN

3) Two people look exactly the same, but they're not twins. How? one person is looking in a mirror

4) Say what you see. midSTUCKdle stuck in the middle [midstuckadle]

5) A man is in a train. The train goes into a tunnel. The train comes out of the tunnel. The man is dead. How? he was blind and got an operation...when the train went dark, he thought it didnt work and killed himself!

6) Say what you see. CIE ice

7) A man jumps through a 99th floor window because he hates his job. He survives the jump. How? he was a window washer and he jumps through into the room

8) A man lies dead near a pile of sawdust. How? he is a taxidermist and he choked on the fumes coming from the animal he was stuffing

9) 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625,5= 3125

10) A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why? they are siamese twins...it is against the law to punish an innocent.

11) 1...2...5...14...41...122...? 200

12) How did John get his name in light at every theater in the country? he broke into them all and put his mane in

14) What does a chair have in common with my dog? 4 legs

15) Why didn't Charlie like the chair they gave him for his
birthday? he wanted a dog

16) If triangle->square, hexagon-> heptagon

17) Now answer question 1 only!!! answer all the questions=10 points maybe
fleur!


f xxx

2007-04-13 16:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 0 0

1) Jay
2) What do you mean how??? Maybe some one placed it there?????
3) Are they clones????
4) Stuck in the Middle
5) Was the man dead before the tunnel? Who knows? Maybe he was killed!!! Maybe he hada heart attack!!!!
6) Say what you see. CIE
7) Does he work at the Luxor Hotel???? Is he also a stunt junkie and had a parachute???
8) The killer dragged him there??? He was in a freak accident and killed himself with the saw??? Did he have a heart attack??????? he forgot his respirator????
9) 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625,5= 3125
10) The sister killed herself after she killed her brother???
11) 1...2...5...14...41...122...?
12) He created something like a sound system (like THX) for theatres, and placed his name in a corner or something????
14) They have legs?????????????
15) WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT A CHAIR FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY?????????????
16) If triangle->square, hexagon->Septagon?
17) Now answer question 1 only!!! answer all the questions=10 points maybe ...(I don't understand why you tell us to answer only question 1, but if we answer all the questions we get 10 points?......???????????)

2007-04-13 09:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

1. Elliott
2. Someone put them there.
3. Plastic surgary.
4. Midstukle.
5. Old age.
6. CIA.
7. Paracute.
8. Wants to.
9. 75.
10. She's too young,
11. 523.
12. Asked them all to.
14. Both called chair.
15. Too small.
16. Octigan.
17. 1. Elliott

2007-04-13 09:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by SikSonic 4 · 0 0

1 jon
2 trying to catch a rabbit
3 looking in a mirror
4 stuck in the middle
5 he was dead before he went into the tunnel
6 see
7 the 99th floor is at the bottom and the first floor is at the top
8 killed himself while cutting down a tree
9 3125
10 the sister is also dead
11 365
12 john is such a well used name that it could be any john
14 it has four legs
15 because it was a wheel chair
16 sextagon

2007-04-13 10:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by jwicks1995@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 0

1 Felicia
2 Someone caught a rabbit who was eating a carrot at the time. He barbequed the rabbit.
3 Mother/daughter Father/son
4 midSTUCKdle
5 The train sat in the tunnel for weeks and the man died unable to escape
6 CIE
7 Miracle
8 Heartattack while he was working
9 1080
10 She committed suicide after killing him
11 280
12 His mother
13 -
14 four legs
15 he wanted a plasma tv instead
16 rectangle
17 felicia

2007-04-13 09:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Pixel 5 · 0 0

C.J. the two peices of carrot are tuching and the two peices of charcol are tuching. 1 person looks in a mirror and the other (the mirror guy) is looking strate back. midStUCKdle. when the train goes into the tunnel you can't see enything then he was killed and the train comes out again. CIE ICE. when the man jumps he lands in the lake right under his story.you never said details so he got caught in the saw. 5=what 625 * 5 is. her sister was using self defense. ??????. you fogot the theater jhon wain.. they bolth have 4 legs.quadagon. C.J

2007-04-13 09:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by c.j. 2 · 0 0

#1 not tellin for safety
#2 they lie next to each other
#3 the person who is looking has eye problems
#4 said it
#5 is because he used to be blind n he got a surgery so when he went through the tunnel it was dark n he thought he was blind again so commited suicide.
#6 said it
#7 a trampoline saved him
#8 he choked on the dust
#9 dunno
#10 is the sisters were siamese sisters
#11 dunno
#12 dunno
#14 they both have 4 legs
#15 its a chair

2007-04-13 09:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by it's over ♥ 3 · 1 0

1. "your name" is a lable which your parents give you at birth.
2. The snowman melted
3. a person is looking in the mirrow
4. stuck
5. he was dead to begin with
6. ice
7. he's the window washer so he jumps into the building
8. he cut down a tree and it fell on him
9. 3125
10. the sister is dead
11. 1098
12. he starred in a movie
13. no question
14. 4 legs
15. it was pink
16. septogon
17. adnara

2007-04-13 10:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by QuestionQueen 3 · 0 0

1. Champ Pin
2. Som1 out it ther
3. Clones
4.Said it
5. He was blind before, he somehow got cured, he did not see the tunnel, when everything went black he thought he was blind again and had a heart attack
6. Said it
7.he lands on the 98th floor
8.he inhaled it and suffocated
9.1625
10. The sister commited suicide
11. 365
12. He changed his name to exit
14. legs
15. an electric chair?
16.septagon

2007-04-13 10:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Champ P 2 · 0 0

1. nice grammer... it's ellie
2. ?
3. triplets, quadruplets, etc.
4. stuck in the middle
5. ?
6. ICE
7. his job is skydiving
8. ?
9. 3125
10. ?
11. ?
12. ?
13.why wasn't there a thirteen??????
14. 4 legs
15. ?
16.heptagon
17. ?

2007-04-13 09:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by ellie 3 · 0 0

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