The FBI needed to recruit some top notch female agents.
After several tests and a gruelling selection process, it was
narrowed down to 3 women !
FBI agent: Ladies, this is the final test, we need to make sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. I will give you each a gun, behind that
door is your husband sitting on a chair, you must go in and kill him !
1st candidate: Are you serious, I could never kill my husband!
FBI agent: Then you are not what we are looking for !
2nd candidate: Enters the room and comes back out with tears in her eyes. 'I tried, but I just couldn't kill my husband!'
FBI agent: Then you are not what we are looking for !
3rd candidate: Enters the room, you could hear gunfire, things smashing against the walls, furniture being broken and then after a few minutes, total silence !
She walks out, wipes the sweat from her forehead and says "Who's the idiot that put blanks in the gun, I had to finish him off with the chair !"
2007-04-13 03:38:02 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!! don't mess with her.
2007-04-13 06:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by *RA RA* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, Fran! jogs my memory of one of my favorites! --------------------------- a pair of excellent ol' boys are on a deer searching holiday. they're are out in the woods, while one in all them falls to the floor. He does not look respiration, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. the different guy whips out his cellular telephone and calls 911 emergency centers. He gasps to the operator: “My pal is lifeless! What am i able to do?” The operator, in a peaceful soothing voice says: “merely take it common. i will help. First, enable's make beneficial he rather IS lifeless.” there's a silence, then a shot is heard. the guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “ok, now what?“
2016-10-02 22:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, Fran! Reminds me of one of my favorites!
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A couple of good ol' boys are on a deer hunting trip. They are are out in the woods, when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911 emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he REALLY IS dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2007-04-13 06:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mooch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OoooH Hoooo, Good One
2007-04-13 04:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by blueblood 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, I've heard a different version of that before. Funny stuff!
2007-04-13 10:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know my ex-wife???
2007-04-13 04:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OLDIE, BUT GOODIE
2007-04-13 03:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by troubledyouthafg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's good!
2007-04-13 04:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....... thanks for a laugh......
2007-04-13 03:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋